Supermarkets are frightening. Only stand in line and watch what people are buying, it is amazing. Blue yoghurt, canned meat and "fruit" flavored breakfast cereals.
Nasty things, right? Now most people pay no attention to other bags, but I'm a jerk. I make mental notes so I can judge.Try it; it is fun!
Last week I was at the store, developed my own companies-not really-and seen some lady buy lunch for her children.
So this lady get in line behind me and she yammering on their mobile phone, not even a regular one, it was one of the pseudo intelligence ear pieces, for people who are wildly self-important. "Red team go! Red team go! "
I ignore her until she said, "I'm picking up lunch for children."There is nothing wrong with it, until I saw what she towers to the conveyor belt discs white bread, packaged baloney-not even the fresh stuff and a bag of Marshmallow.Wow, great parenting fail!
Listen, I'm not a parent, I do not want children.I like not even children; They are annoying and the smell; but how can you slap a piece of white bread and baloney between requires that a meal fit for a child? the answer is, you can't.
I do not even know what Marshmallow was she put them on at sandwich, protective child services notified.
Her children will grow up and some of those annoying people in 35 years, still only eat three things and Norway pout to try new foods.
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